First, a statistic: the English are European citizens suffer from kidney disease unless (and most suffer from allergies to all kinds of food, but how they eat and talk later.) The habit of being all day drinking tea, the least-and most-beer is the reason.
And is that the English might not visit enough galleries and museums but in regard to visit baths are without doubt the number 1.
The highly educated parents do not teach their children first, because, they say, is not his duty but that of teachers and, secondly, because they did not had to teach anything but to take advantage of them, but one of the few things passed down from parents to children is to visit at least a couple of times services wherever I go. Any
approved English primary could well write a guide to services (loo, as they call it, no toilet) the world because it is a perfect national obsession: When you get any more or less public place that first you do is approach any employee of that place because, yes, they are unable to seek international toilet signs or figure of man and woman, where is the nearest service (where's the loo?) and are at least twice, once on arrival, I guess to check the facilities and another before leaving, now, yes, for empty their bladders do not go to the subway or train is late shift and can not come alive at the next service.
The English are unobtrusive and, sometimes, even the question in a low voice, as if ashamed, I used to respond to voices and repeating "himself, is the service? service: yes, right there behind you, there's the service" to realize two things: they did not need asking and not to be ashamed, even foreigners know that the British also go to the bathroom.
But the English, so macho, are another matter. First, unable to read because their bladder is full to the eyes, spin themselves longed desperately looking place, with no luck, they approach the first person they believe "it is not always well-working in the building and, stooping down and unzipped the fly, ask to immediately run unattended at the end of the explanation and, of course, without giving thanks because their brain is more occupied with the difficult task of falling fly.
But now we go further, if we have the misfortune to fly on a plane full of English (and that's easy to tell because they are those who travel hundreds of children under 3 years), it is best to ask one seat the window because what you see is something outside of normal: As cirturón light goes out, the British meon parade starts and lasts until the signal is restarted regardless of the duration of the flight only is a few minutes or claustrophobic that is going into the services already claustrophobic plane.
If you are lucky enough to fly at the window (and not only by the meon, stewardesses and stewards of British airlines are not trained to go through the aisles without hitting any passenger next to them) is best pray that there is turbulence, you just have to get used to and, while the other passengers will be calm, the suffering children in Britain suffer, and much, being unable to pee, yes, to reach your destination, prepare for a stampede Englishmen of all ages, sex and status, and blinded by meon can not do both at the same time (in that country that works well for women) looking, as if possessed, services (sometimes through airport security personnel believed that it was an emergency).
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