Monday, June 30, 2008

How To Get Dahvie Vanity's Hair

THE LAND OF THE WATER THIS BACKPACK

The title paraphrases the prestigious program Labordeta 'A Country In The Backpack' to show British reality: The backpack is compulsory for all British citizens regardless of age, sex or social status. Everybody, everybody, without exception, carrying a backpack attached to his back and the heavier the better.

sure any of you have called attention to see your grandmother wearing her purse plus a heavy bag hanging. England is a country where they are educated backpackers from small and no, I am referring to the familiar problem of children carrying books on their way to school because British children do not carry books to school, but I mean children from very small, from both his parents the bear backpacks to be learning what is the life of English backpacker.

And what are in the backpacks? I, who have subjected some of them, I would bet that the stone fill. These Englishmen go out on weekends, regardless of their inner, carrying heavy backpacks do not think they contain anything useful because it gives the impression that they have ready by the door with the first thing at hand: a pot, an encyclopedia , brick, etc., and the useful (mobile phone, purse ...) what's in their jacket pockets or in their handbags. Food because they are not direct all the first McDonald to 'devour' (I say that the English eat also have a peculiar way of eating at McDonalds). "Clothes? No, I will explain in another blog how the English only have 3 different types of clothing and weekends are all in uniform with their respective football or rugby shirt and tracksuit trousers (eye! Whole family wears the same).

the backpack What do I think just to annoy, because being a pain is one of the favorite hobbies of the British:
. Beat everyone in the subway with his 'fake hump' because the subway does not remove the bag ever, humans are like snails.
. Abuse of the slaves who work in those closets called 'cloackrooms' you so very much like to use the English, in fact if there is no wardrobe, they do not enter the local museum or gallery.
. Occupy seats on trains for passengers or take the few banks in the stations as they put their backpacks to 'rest' as they stand.

What is certain is that in future the British race will develop a backpack under your skin, the continuing burden that the British are made Europeans more back problems and may have to do with the decline in the stature of men and British women compared to other countries.