... Or any other city in the UK, no joke and I do not mean that the menus are healthier than in Spain, but to do the English eat in any of these fast food outlets either stomach churns.
Working in a McDonald I noticed how the English eat quite differently to the rest of the world, and not one of the nicest things to see. First let's step by step through the different elements a typical menu.
The burger, whether Big Mac, double cheese, etc.. An Englishman is close to the burger as if it had not eaten in the last five months, eats, and they do not worth that rule of etiquette of food is close to the mouth and not the other way: the English are released as possessed on burger, filling the corners with the sauce and chewing noisily and with his mouth open and End suck their fingers in the most noisy and disgusting that you can imagine what it's strange because every Englishman takes an average of 30 napkins and then do not use none. Now
fries, McDonald found it easy to see if a table was been occupied by British or foreign, the trick, just look at the ground. If the floor is clean, the occupants have been foreigners, if the soil is full of potatoes, then we are dealing with English and the English eat potato chips in the style of Cookie Monster: they are released from the mouth and swallow their catch, leaving the table and soil as a manure pit.
As for drink, no matter the client's age, whether a child, an executive, or a pauper, the more noise is made to absorb so much the better, and of course it always ends the meal with a loud burp because just by saying "I'm sorry" gets rid of the rest of humanity thinks is a pig.
Finally, the little tray at the end of the meal: the foreigners caught, emptied its contents, leaving in its place, but an Englishman would never do that. Most of the employees of McDonalds in the UK are, or immigrants, or belong to one of the many minorities and the British continue their culture of Victorian times: all these workers are slaves to their service so they leave their tray the table with all the debris scattered for one of these "slaves" to clean up their shit.
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