Monday, December 15, 2008

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ANOTHER MYTH, THE QUALITY OF THE BRITISH ACTORS TIMELINESS


(This is Jeff Stewart, the geek who mounted a suicide to avoid being cast)

always commented on how good the actors are British, then that's another myth, yes, there are few British actors they are great, there's no doubt, but are less, but work hard and then it seems that everyone is well. In fact, the quality of British actors leave much to be desired and I mean young kids, I mean all ages. To appreciate just see a little of the British series, which are popular there but not exported, is precisely why the poor quality of its actors.

A British actors have to be divided into 3 groups: First are those that we know: Ian McKellen, Emma Thompson, Helen Mirren, etc. A handful of actors and superb quality are what make us think that all is well.

A second group of actors, also very good, but do not attract front of the camera (I do not mean beauty, but the camera does not fall in love despite their quality) are players such as Mark Rylance and Simon Russell Beale are so good as above but are dedicated only to the theater and movies rarely do, and when they do are small appearances.

And then there are all the others, the actors in series like The Bill, Eastenders, Coronation Street and so many series that carry a lifetime and who are terrible but, yes, been doing this character who is actually a extension of themselves for years and years. Watching the series are so bad they are, the worst actor in English, besides these, it's a wonder I did not believe it until I saw with my own eyes. It has been the case, as the actor of the series The Bill, Jeff Stewart, who, when they decided not to continue because, above it was bad conceit of big star tried to pretend that he committed suicide because he saw no future in their career beyond what I had been doing for so long and wanted the producers felt sorry for him. At Christmas, these shoddy actors engaged in the "Pantos" which are very loosely recreations of stories like Aladdin, Cinderella, Jack and the Beanstalk etc, of a quality ashamed Others, where they pay very well, but that can say they have done theater but it is something that is closer to a gay pride parade in a play.



The problem is, like most things in this country, education, the vast majority of these players have only been to drama school, have no education, Unlike other countries, have no other preparation is going well. Ian McKellen and Emma Thompson, for example come from the university, for McKellen, he never attended a drama school and is doing much better than British actors have such huge ego who do not know beyond what they learned in their "Drama School" but nothing about life and illiteracy are closer than anything else. Is it a coincidence that the best actors, besides its dramatic development, also have an education? I think not.

A fourth group, who are not actors, but they think so, they are called "Walk-on", and this would be simple extras. It's all a mob, there are many extras but agencies are always the same people who work in all series and films shot there were not enough, believe the best players when they are actually no aspirations furniture that when given the opportunity to do more, to demonstrate their alleged value, as in theater or in short, they decided not to because "being very well paid extra." They call themselves actors, but they are not. In Britain there is now a mode of shooting the series and is to have the main actors in front of the camera and constantly have people crossing through in order to give more "action" to the scene but there have been complaints that what actually with that "wiggle" and fashion do not use tripods television, what they do is stun the viewer. That traffic is the walk-ons "and for that there is no preparation needed, although I have known Some believed that better than the main actors.



Anyway, that's the answer to the question that often made me, why in my brief there, working mostly with foreign players and they are much more prepared, they are much more educated and do not think they are superior to any novice who work on these projects by the simple fact that they spend hours reading books on set while they wait for their "paseillo" in front of the camera.

Friday, November 28, 2008

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BRITISH MYTH THAT


Let the point: The British punctuality THERE is a myth, if you stay with someone there, that person will, at least twenty minutes late and that even if they live five minutes from place to stay.

And no matter how important the occasion of the meeting, in fact, the English are always late to work and do not bother to improve their timeliness. Always have two excuses: blame the traffic or the schedule of trains and metro (although they are on foot) and, of course, use the magic word to which I referred in a previous blog: "Sorry." With those two weapons no one can reply on his tardiness because he would be considered impolite (but always being late is not).

And you tell me if always taking the same train, bus or subway you arrive late, the most logical thing would be to catch the last. You are right but logic and English words are antonyms, you'll never find an Englishman who is governed by logic but by the stubbornness of that is always right and they will continue taking the same means of transport and will always late, total, the work no one will say anything.

But, yes, when the British finished their working hours, arriving home late is another matter: it does not exist and stampedes by metro and train stations without worrying if it happens, by the way otherwise close an old woman, a pregnant woman or a child: the English hordes galloping furious eyes out until your train will stop at nothing in the world.

This is during the weekdays, but what about during the weekend? Well, the answer is simple: whether you arrive late will go to the movies or the theater or a dinner or a concert, always take the metro to the time glued to the ass. For them, the theater or concerts with a start time simply do not care, they must believe that, as in Victorian times, the late indicates a high social position and that the musicians and actors wait until they reach if not, grab a pissed not require you to wiggle and talk to the manager on duty if they are denied the right to enter when the function has started with respect for the performers and who care enough to come soon.

I, with my English friends, who oddly enough, some have, I have tried everything from time to quote before I had thought to be the same play them and have them waiting for some time, the result is given as , you are arriving late in the genes and, as with other British customs, they are not going to change, is the rest of the world who have to.

Friday, November 7, 2008

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In sports news told that a player Galician, Nacho Novo, is succeeding in a Scottish team is the star of the team, has spent 8 years in Scotland, has never played in the English national team and says he is Scottish and would like to represent that country . Under the paper, and following the laws of football, Nacho could play for Scotland, but boy, that's not going to happen is that the Scots, British as well, say they can only play in the Scottish national team players with Scottish blood, others are not worth it.

The law would have invented the Scots (who, on the other hand, FIFA should investigate for their illegality), and which, incidentally, is very similar the political ideas of the Austrian Mr Chaplin mustache that ruled in Germany, has made Nacho Novo realize the reality in which they live and if it were not a privileged being charged millions and not near the village plain, had realized much earlier: even if you live 8, 20, 50 years in any country of Great Britain, for they will always be a foreigner or as they like to say: "a bloody foreigner."

In Britain, although some go on and say that liberals are not xenophobic, in fact they love to have ethnic cleansing and thrown out of the country to all foreigners, but of course, with so many and many British sucking the boat, taking advantage of all the "benefits" that his government wanted to give who carries out the country's economy and allows the aid? That is, foreigners.

British universities are full of Asian students (Chinese, Indians, Pakistanis, etc..) And other countries who study hard to become doctors, lawyers, engineers, while British citizens are dedicated to making the vague and over, complaining about foreigners invading the country and are the economic engine that Britain is not a third world country. Just look in the phone book and see that the nation's physicians are not named Smith, Jones, etc, but all have foreign names. On the other hand, all those beggars and homeless people who harass tourists and people asking "spare change, please" are all British (or Irish, that story is, I will share the role of the Irish in England and how take advantage of their guilt complex) will never see a stranger begging (with the exception of a few years ago with the Romanians, but disappeared from the streets), in Britain only the British are right to ask.

And a last message to Nacho Novo: you can pay them whatever want, ask for autographs, and vitorearte applaud, but Nacho, you're not one of them, they're just another monkey to entertain more than fair, you get paid, and well, but are the same as the Polish girl possible to clean offices for the football club you play. Never forget that you will always be foreign and I hope you do not have any serious injury or bad luck to live in first person the way they treat your beloved Scotland to those not born there, because it would be nice.

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Thursday, October 23, 2008

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They say that the English are an educated people, far from reality, yes, you'll hear a lot the "sorry" and "please" but when an Englishman says "please" is not asking for a favor, but that demands and best not to apologize. You can push and pull the train tracks, when you get up badly hurt, which I pushed with all his strength, he'll look, smile and say "I'm sorry" and against the sentence, nothing can be done.

The "Sorry" is the sacred word of English to which no one can say, is like a magic word and you can pull over a boiling tea, or give you "accidentally" punched in the mouth that you can not ask for explanations if they have first apologized and it works at all echelons. Let's take an example everyone knows and this time we get serious:

will all recall the British police killed Brazilian citizen Jean Charles de Menezes without ever giving the high and seven shots in the head by saying the only reason that Jean Charles was like a suspected terrorist (later showed that what looked like a brown egg, but of course, to the English an immigrant is an immigrant and they all seem). How did the case? Was anyone charged and imprisoned for this crime? Of course not, the British police apologized to the relatives of de Menezes and all fixed.

Do you think that the only apologize to any situation no matter how serious work in another country? No, right? While British tourists are trying when they push on the tail of a English airport, guys, this is not your country, here the "I'm sorry" does not work, the magic was in Britain.

Until next time ...

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

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First, a statistic: the English are European citizens suffer from kidney disease unless (and most suffer from allergies to all kinds of food, but how they eat and talk later.) The habit of being all day drinking tea, the least-and most-beer is the reason.

And is that the English might not visit enough galleries and museums but in regard to visit baths are without doubt the number 1.

The highly educated parents do not teach their children first, because, they say, is not his duty but that of teachers and, secondly, because they did not had to teach anything but to take advantage of them, but one of the few things passed down from parents to children is to visit at least a couple of times services wherever I go. Any

approved English primary could well write a guide to services (loo, as they call it, no toilet) the world because it is a perfect national obsession: When you get any more or less public place that first you do is approach any employee of that place because, yes, they are unable to seek international toilet signs or figure of man and woman, where is the nearest service (where's the loo?) and are at least twice, once on arrival, I guess to check the facilities and another before leaving, now, yes, for empty their bladders do not go to the subway or train is late shift and can not come alive at the next service.

The English are unobtrusive and, sometimes, even the question in a low voice, as if ashamed, I used to respond to voices and repeating "himself, is the service? service: yes, right there behind you, there's the service" to realize two things: they did not need asking and not to be ashamed, even foreigners know that the British also go to the bathroom.

But the English, so macho, are another matter. First, unable to read because their bladder is full to the eyes, spin themselves longed desperately looking place, with no luck, they approach the first person they believe "it is not always well-working in the building and, stooping down and unzipped the fly, ask to immediately run unattended at the end of the explanation and, of course, without giving thanks because their brain is more occupied with the difficult task of falling fly.

But now we go further, if we have the misfortune to fly on a plane full of English (and that's easy to tell because they are those who travel hundreds of children under 3 years), it is best to ask one seat the window because what you see is something outside of normal: As cirturón light goes out, the British meon parade starts and lasts until the signal is restarted regardless of the duration of the flight only is a few minutes or claustrophobic that is going into the services already claustrophobic plane.

If you are lucky enough to fly at the window (and not only by the meon, stewardesses and stewards of British airlines are not trained to go through the aisles without hitting any passenger next to them) is best pray that there is turbulence, you just have to get used to and, while the other passengers will be calm, the suffering children in Britain suffer, and much, being unable to pee, yes, to reach your destination, prepare for a stampede Englishmen of all ages, sex and status, and blinded by meon can not do both at the same time (in that country that works well for women) looking, as if possessed, services (sometimes through airport security personnel believed that it was an emergency).

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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

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If you want to lose weight, go to a McDonalds in London ...

... Or any other city in the UK, no joke and I do not mean that the menus are healthier than in Spain, but to do the English eat in any of these fast food outlets either stomach churns.

Working in a McDonald I noticed how the English eat quite differently to the rest of the world, and not one of the nicest things to see. First let's step by step through the different elements a typical menu.

The burger, whether Big Mac, double cheese, etc.. An Englishman is close to the burger as if it had not eaten in the last five months, eats, and they do not worth that rule of etiquette of food is close to the mouth and not the other way: the English are released as possessed on burger, filling the corners with the sauce and chewing noisily and with his mouth open and End suck their fingers in the most noisy and disgusting that you can imagine what it's strange because every Englishman takes an average of 30 napkins and then do not use none. Now

fries, McDonald found it easy to see if a table was been occupied by British or foreign, the trick, just look at the ground. If the floor is clean, the occupants have been foreigners, if the soil is full of potatoes, then we are dealing with English and the English eat potato chips in the style of Cookie Monster: they are released from the mouth and swallow their catch, leaving the table and soil as a manure pit.

As for drink, no matter the client's age, whether a child, an executive, or a pauper, the more noise is made to absorb so much the better, and of course it always ends the meal with a loud burp because just by saying "I'm sorry" gets rid of the rest of humanity thinks is a pig.

Finally, the little tray at the end of the meal: the foreigners caught, emptied its contents, leaving in its place, but an Englishman would never do that. Most of the employees of McDonalds in the UK are, or immigrants, or belong to one of the many minorities and the British continue their culture of Victorian times: all these workers are slaves to their service so they leave their tray the table with all the debris scattered for one of these "slaves" to clean up their shit.

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Monday, June 30, 2008

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THE LAND OF THE WATER THIS BACKPACK

The title paraphrases the prestigious program Labordeta 'A Country In The Backpack' to show British reality: The backpack is compulsory for all British citizens regardless of age, sex or social status. Everybody, everybody, without exception, carrying a backpack attached to his back and the heavier the better.

sure any of you have called attention to see your grandmother wearing her purse plus a heavy bag hanging. England is a country where they are educated backpackers from small and no, I am referring to the familiar problem of children carrying books on their way to school because British children do not carry books to school, but I mean children from very small, from both his parents the bear backpacks to be learning what is the life of English backpacker.

And what are in the backpacks? I, who have subjected some of them, I would bet that the stone fill. These Englishmen go out on weekends, regardless of their inner, carrying heavy backpacks do not think they contain anything useful because it gives the impression that they have ready by the door with the first thing at hand: a pot, an encyclopedia , brick, etc., and the useful (mobile phone, purse ...) what's in their jacket pockets or in their handbags. Food because they are not direct all the first McDonald to 'devour' (I say that the English eat also have a peculiar way of eating at McDonalds). "Clothes? No, I will explain in another blog how the English only have 3 different types of clothing and weekends are all in uniform with their respective football or rugby shirt and tracksuit trousers (eye! Whole family wears the same).

the backpack What do I think just to annoy, because being a pain is one of the favorite hobbies of the British:
. Beat everyone in the subway with his 'fake hump' because the subway does not remove the bag ever, humans are like snails.
. Abuse of the slaves who work in those closets called 'cloackrooms' you so very much like to use the English, in fact if there is no wardrobe, they do not enter the local museum or gallery.
. Occupy seats on trains for passengers or take the few banks in the stations as they put their backpacks to 'rest' as they stand.

What is certain is that in future the British race will develop a backpack under your skin, the continuing burden that the British are made Europeans more back problems and may have to do with the decline in the stature of men and British women compared to other countries.

Monday, May 19, 2008

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This time we will see things and incongruous chorras the English (we miss him driving through almost nobody drives because of this, it is obvious, especially now that even in Ireland are considering changing it because of the large tourism it receives ... and I thought that London was one of the resorts more important ...)

The English stubbornness than any other, this means that if there is something that was valid for them in the nineteenth century or earlier, is not going to change just like that, that it is very much his own. And this is an example: Why

basins separated the English have hot and cold water? Why is it impossible in this country washing hands and face with warm water? Well, the reason comes from the time of Queen Victoria. At that time the copper pipes would not admit heat very well, shedding of the mineral particles and making the water undrinkable. Well, the English very much given to the orders and prohibitions fascist style (we'll talk about methods of the Gestapo own spent to harass those who do not pay for permission to watch television) have launched a law prohibiting drinking hot water (is there anyone in their right mind would normally drink hot water?) and toilet manufacturers decided to have a tap for cold water and one for hot. Now the pipes withstand the heat, but that of separate the waters (as Moses) endured since then because, following an English motto: PA 'TO CHANGE IF WE ALWAYS HAVE REASON.

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

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Being on the dole is for the privileged (in England)

If you visit England soon notice how all the foreign people who work are not uncommon, from small, through their parents, British children are educated with a motto: IN LIVE IS BETTER OFF. I

forward, yes, there are some English who work but they either are stupid, or too honest, in general the British know that they must work to live well (in another blog I will explain what the British mean by live well, nothing to do with the rest of the world) and also so they can also abuse of foreigners, a national sports together to drink, scream, make children and, of course, billiards, darts, cricket, Rugby y. .. I forgot, football.

As I said before, not working is something we learn very little when in the midst of the week, parents will wake up saying, 'up children today is not going to school because we leave makes a beautiful ride rainy day '(no data on school absenteeism because it would be impossible to keep track of how many school children are on the streets with their parents, because never stay home during school hours.

Well, since children see their parents do not care education at the same time they realize what their elders are not stick to water. So, when they grow up, follow the same policy, now aided by the government.

This government does not matter whether Labour or Conservative, it makes the pay foreign taxes and the four British idiots by giving them work. At rest, with the story that are unemployed - when I work there, and much, but to what, if after-tax charge them-the government gives them home, money, and do not bother to worry if these 'stopped' not accept any employment is offered, unlike what happens in other countries to which the British considered not as civilized as them.

So the conclusion is easy: If you work you have to pay taxes, rents, etc.., Well, before your studies ... What heck! better to be an ignorant jobless and the government maintains.

A warning: if you're thinking cum to England to take advantage of such a bargain, you're wrong, despite belonging to the European Union, this bargain is only for English and Irish, so why include them I'll explain later together with the different methods to get home Free England.

Until next time.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

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After more than eight years in London and living day to day the strangest experiences I decided to write this blog about the English, and to destroy myths. Have you heard of the British punctuality, respect for queues of the Englishmen, good-school education and behavior-of the English, elegance, and organized labor as they are? Well ... all lies. The only myths about English being a reality is that they actually drink more than anyone (with the exception of the Irish cousins) and when they do are a few hooligans no need to have a party involved.

So this blog can help all those who, even after reading and despite being the most expensive country in Europe (London is the world's most expensive city after Tokyo and Moscow), still prefer to come here.

today's blog is a way of introduction, but even so, I'll give you the first tip: if you think your English is perfect, if passed with honors the Cambridge exams in London and believe that going to be plain sing, are again wrong. Maybe their English is sufficient to understand the news from the BBC, but nothing more. English, especially spoken in London is not what we all know as the language of Shakespeare but a jumble of grunts, screams and unintelligible sounds that you go to flip and make useless all your previous efforts to learn the language.

And, now, until next blog, I'll go by so slow because, unfortunately, my computer is British and I have to take my time to add tildes, question marks and exclamation marks at the beginning of sentences and our beloved 'ñ' but we're going to do ...